Don't trust "The Resistance"

Some of you might be wondering, what I mean... There is a group of people who call themselves "The Resistance". They say, that they fight with the "Shapers"... These people are nuts, aren't they? They talk about an opposing faction, called "Enlightened" which is said, to be worshiping some kind of Gods (those Shapers thing...), who will bring a powerful enlightenment "that will lift humankind". Crazy isn't it? "The Resistance" say strange things about portals hidden everywhere (like in museums, sculptures etc.) around you... Some forces think that this "Resistance" is just a group of terrorists, but there's nothing to worry about as all of those mad men are being chased... Stay calm, don't trust them and do not search for any portals, as this is dangerous...
                                                                                             ~SwiftStixx

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 Hello,
Clearly this is post is a hoax, a trial... Do not trust this person. He is a part of "The Enlightened". This organistaion tries to put you in a delusion, they want you to think what they need you to think, they want you to say what they need you to say. Finally, they want to make you worship, what they think is right. 
The Shapers, the portals - this is all real. It is real and it is a massive threat to mankind. We must fight the danger, and we need you to help us... 
We can't stream for a long time... 
To help us, you have to ues your Android device... Simply go to the Market, and download app called "Ingress"... Don't worry no one will trace you, we took care of this.
Follow this link, get enrolled and wait for our response: www.ingress.com . 
Our servers are being constantly attacked, so don't panic, sending you an invite may take us some time... 
Stay calm, and see, what is behind the lies of "The Enlightened". 
Once again - do not trust this blogger, he's one of them... 

~The Resistance
  
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Dr. Swift's Facebook Rehab Guide

Hi there!
Wow, it's been a long time since my last post... Anyway, today I thought to myself, that I use Facebook too often. I mean, I log on like every 15 minutes or so when I'm bored... And I'm not even doing anything there, I'm barely messaging anybody, I'm not uploading photos nor links. My account just exists, and makes Mark Zuckerberg earn money... Just like the YouTube one... Well I decided, that's a high time to finish this, and I deactivated my account. That's pretty much all...
But, here comes the fun part!
I check on Google, if there's anything like "Facebook Rehab Center", because I was interested if there are such funny ways of earning money. Apparently, there are... The most ironic thing is, that there are comments on the page, written by happy "ex-addicts", who are delighted with what they achieved. Why is this ironic, I hear you asking? Well, all the comments, were written by Facebook users... Ironic, isn't it?

I thought that "Facebook Rehab" should make you stop using something (like every rehab existing! You're addicted to alcohol, you go to alcohol rehab, and you probably will never try it again!) I mean, come on, is it so difficult to actually stop using this piece of crap?
I know people who never really had a Facebook Account... My God, they are the luckiest people in the whole, wide world!
But anywat, this Facebook Rehab Center, made me do this... Here's my, Dr. Swift's, Facebook Rehab for everyone of you! Just follow these steps, and you'll live a Facebook free life!

Facebook Rehab Guide:

1. Deactivate your account...

That's the first and the biggest step! 

If you think, that Facebook helps you socialize, please hit yourself with a rock immediately - it's not helping you at anything! 

Don't let Facebook play on your emotions, while it'll be showin you photos of your friends, with the writing "XXX YYY Will miss you". If this person will miss you, the he probably is your friend, and you can meet him anytime in real life. If the person won't miss you, then f@$&k him, he was not your friend and he is a loss of time...

     2.  Don't you try to go, and log on to see if anything new is happening!

It's bloody not, and even if, you shouldn't care because you don't use Facebook anymore!

     3.  Meet with your friends, play games, listen to music, watch movies etc.

Yeah, spend your free time in way you like the most! Only, don't forget that you can't visit Facebook, because your life is now free of it! You can browse 9gag, YouTube, TipTopLolz or whatever... You can visit your friends, watch a movie with them. You play some games (I presonally love the AC3 Multiplayer). Live

     4.  Keep going like this...

Don't visit Facebook, that's the way to live free of it...

      5.  Profit!

Yeah, just keep going like this and you'll never need or want to use Facebook again. Remember - if you need to message someone, you have your mobile or Skype. If you want to see someone or spend time with him, invite him for a pizza or something... That's how normal people work, that's how your parents used to work back then, when they were your age... They lived beautiful lives, and Facebook can easily ruin ones life now... 

Aaaaand that's it pretty much... My Facebook Rehab Guide. From now on (27th January 2013 22:52) I will try not to log on Facebook for as long as possible! Maybe a day, maybe a week, maybe a year or rest of my life?! Who knows! I am sure that I don't need Facebook, and if you feel the same... Well, the Guide is just up there...

Have a nice day!

   

   

Game wishlist! I'm in need of your help!

Hello!
IF YOU'RE HERE BY AN ACCIDENT, PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND HELP ME OUT!
Well, I guess I have some attention now...
Sorry for not uploading anything recently... I had a lot of stuff on my head, but I'm on a straight line now...
I need your help really badly. It's not about YouTube, Planet Minecraft or any other stuff. It's about your favourite games!
Well I own a PS3 Slim, and I'm pretty much out of games to play (I nearly finished AC3)... I have some plans on what to buy, but I don't know which ones are the best (I mean, I don't know which one should I buy first...).
And here's the part where I need your help: Below there is a list of all the games I can think of, and which I'd love to own. Can you help me and choose some of them - the best ones! You can leave your opinion in the comments, poll or in both.
Here's the list:

- Fallout 3
- Fallout New Vegas
- Red Dead Redemption
- Red Dead Redemption Undead Nigthmare
- Hawx
- Dante's Inferno
- Portal 2
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- Demon's Souls
- Warhammer 40k Space Marine
- Zombie Apocalypse
- Rage
- Dishonored
- Infamous 2
- Rocksmith
- Soul Calibur V
- Burnout Paradise

If you have any other ideas, just post them in the comments section!
Peace, SwiftStixx

Days from Minecraft - Counstruction zone! [Ep.10]

Hello and welcome!
Guess what time it is! It's 10 pm... Anyway, here's the new episode of  Days from Minecraft...
I'm gonna build few pillars and a bit of floor...

Days from Minecraft - WHERE'S MAH HEAD!!! [Ep.3]

Hello and welcome to Happy Wednesdays!
In this episode (as usual) I'm gonna play some levels - out of like a thousand - for your joy and entertainment!

Dead Trigger: Amazing Android Games Part I

Guess who's back! Back again... SwiftStixx's back, tell a friend!

Hello and Welcome! 

This is my first, normal blog entry I believe, which is not an information or an apology...

This time, I'll review a game. A game, that surprised me very much, because of it's awesomeness... Okay, let's just begin the review of:

Basically this an FPS shooter, created by MADFINGER Games... The graphics are really sweet. They're powered by NVIDIA, so they are really nice, a little bit angular but don't forget that this is just a mobile. The game works prefectly on most of the devices, including those old ones (on my Samsung I9001 works great). 

The whole plot is about you, one out of some survivors of the Zombie Pleague. As far as I know, you're pretty much locked on some part of the city (I have not paid attention to the texts), whilst the other parts of the world are free and happy (You can sometimes spot a message, that a support chopper is flying, and the it drops package, so you can pick up some neat stuff). There are lots of missions. You can gain levels, unlock new weapons etc. Sometimes the plot is making a pointless thing: It leaves you on your own, and tells you to "carry out tasks in the city"... 

There are about four types of missions: 

• "Protect the spot" - Pretty simple task. There are usually two spots to protect. When anyone of them is damaged you can simply stay near it for a while, and it will slowly repair itself.
• "Kill 'em all!" - Another simple task... You have a counter, showing you how many zombies you have to kill and there you go...
• "Capture the box" - Yet, another simple task... All you'ce got to do is to find a box (or boxes) and bring them back to the discharge point
• "Survival" - This one may be bit frustrating at the beginnings. You're usually locked in a small space, and zombies come from almost everywhere. You have to survive specified amount of time to complete the mission...

The story line missions may vary sometimes (once you're investigating an undeground lab)...

There are lots of items in the shop. You can buy here weapons, medikits, weapon & item slots, powerups, upgrades etc. But.. There are micropayments, so for example 4th weapon slot costs you few "G points". You can collect "G points" from leveling up (1 point per level). You can lay your hands on "G Points" by completing daily missions and you can win them on the lottery... There is arena, but you can enter it by using "Poker Chips"

Gun sounds are nice, music can be bit boring and our hero's phrases are also a bit boring...

What else... You can't customize your character (You can't name him, change his looks...). 

After some time the game might fell a little bit repetitive...

Summary:

• Graphics: 8,5/10
• Sounds: 8/10
• Gameplay: 8,75/10 (Because there are too long breakes in the plot :/)
• Overall: 9/10 (This is my opinion, not the average of all of the above)

Here are some pictures and a video:

Download: Click here to download

New schedule, bit of informations

Hello and welcome.
I would like to explain few things...
Firstly I changed my schedule: From now on I will upload Morrowind videos on Monday. My Thursdays and Fridays are veeery busy (I study from 8 am to 6 pm, on both of them) so I can't really record videos on those days.
Secondly, There will be no Minecraft this Saturday (And Morrowind on Monday as well), because I'm terribly sick... I have 39° temperature, my stomach and head aches, and I'm only able to lay on my bed...

Stay tuned...
~SwiftStixx