Wow, it's been a long time since my last post... Anyway, today I thought to myself, that I use Facebook too often. I mean, I log on like every 15 minutes or so when I'm bored... And I'm not even doing anything there, I'm barely messaging anybody, I'm not uploading photos nor links. My account just exists, and makes Mark Zuckerberg earn money... Just like the YouTube one... Well I decided, that's a high time to finish this, and I deactivated my account. That's pretty much all...
But, here comes the fun part!
I check on Google, if there's anything like "Facebook Rehab Center", because I was interested if there are such funny ways of earning money. Apparently, there are... The most ironic thing is, that there are comments on the page, written by happy "ex-addicts", who are delighted with what they achieved. Why is this ironic, I hear you asking? Well, all the comments, were written by Facebook users... Ironic, isn't it?
I know people who never really had a Facebook Account... My God, they are the luckiest people in the whole, wide world!
But anywat, this Facebook Rehab Center, made me do this... Here's my, Dr. Swift's, Facebook Rehab for everyone of you! Just follow these steps, and you'll live a Facebook free life!
Facebook Rehab Guide:
- Deactivate your account...
If you think, that Facebook helps you socialize, please hit yourself with a rock immediately - it's not helping you at anything!
Don't let Facebook play on your emotions, while it'll be showin you photos of your friends, with the writing "XXX YYY Will miss you". If this person will miss you, the he probably is your friend, and you can meet him anytime in real life. If the person won't miss you, then f@$&k him, he was not your friend and he is a loss of time...
2. Don't you try to go, and log on to see if anything new is happening!
It's bloody not, and even if, you shouldn't care because you don't use Facebook anymore!
3. Meet with your friends, play games, listen to music, watch movies etc.
Yeah, spend your free time in way you like the most! Only, don't forget that you can't visit Facebook, because your life is now free of it! You can browse 9gag, YouTube, TipTopLolz or whatever... You can visit your friends, watch a movie with them. You play some games (I presonally love the AC3 Multiplayer). Live
4. Keep going like this...
Don't visit Facebook, that's the way to live free of it...
5. Profit!
Yeah, just keep going like this and you'll never need or want to use Facebook again. Remember - if you need to message someone, you have your mobile or Skype. If you want to see someone or spend time with him, invite him for a pizza or something... That's how normal people work, that's how your parents used to work back then, when they were your age... They lived beautiful lives, and Facebook can easily ruin ones life now...
Aaaaand that's it pretty much... My Facebook Rehab Guide. From now on (27th January 2013 22:52) I will try not to log on Facebook for as long as possible! Maybe a day, maybe a week, maybe a year or rest of my life?! Who knows! I am sure that I don't need Facebook, and if you feel the same... Well, the Guide is just up there...
Have a nice day!
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