Don't trust "The Resistance"

Some of you might be wondering, what I mean... There is a group of people who call themselves "The Resistance". They say, that they fight with the "Shapers"... These people are nuts, aren't they? They talk about an opposing faction, called "Enlightened" which is said, to be worshiping some kind of Gods (those Shapers thing...), who will bring a powerful enlightenment "that will lift humankind". Crazy isn't it? "The Resistance" say strange things about portals hidden everywhere (like in museums, sculptures etc.) around you... Some forces think that this "Resistance" is just a group of terrorists, but there's nothing to worry about as all of those mad men are being chased... Stay calm, don't trust them and do not search for any portals, as this is dangerous...
                                                                                             ~SwiftStixx

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 Hello,
Clearly this is post is a hoax, a trial... Do not trust this person. He is a part of "The Enlightened". This organistaion tries to put you in a delusion, they want you to think what they need you to think, they want you to say what they need you to say. Finally, they want to make you worship, what they think is right. 
The Shapers, the portals - this is all real. It is real and it is a massive threat to mankind. We must fight the danger, and we need you to help us... 
We can't stream for a long time... 
To help us, you have to ues your Android device... Simply go to the Market, and download app called "Ingress"... Don't worry no one will trace you, we took care of this.
Follow this link, get enrolled and wait for our response: www.ingress.com . 
Our servers are being constantly attacked, so don't panic, sending you an invite may take us some time... 
Stay calm, and see, what is behind the lies of "The Enlightened". 
Once again - do not trust this blogger, he's one of them... 

~The Resistance
  
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Dr. Swift's Facebook Rehab Guide

Hi there!
Wow, it's been a long time since my last post... Anyway, today I thought to myself, that I use Facebook too often. I mean, I log on like every 15 minutes or so when I'm bored... And I'm not even doing anything there, I'm barely messaging anybody, I'm not uploading photos nor links. My account just exists, and makes Mark Zuckerberg earn money... Just like the YouTube one... Well I decided, that's a high time to finish this, and I deactivated my account. That's pretty much all...
But, here comes the fun part!
I check on Google, if there's anything like "Facebook Rehab Center", because I was interested if there are such funny ways of earning money. Apparently, there are... The most ironic thing is, that there are comments on the page, written by happy "ex-addicts", who are delighted with what they achieved. Why is this ironic, I hear you asking? Well, all the comments, were written by Facebook users... Ironic, isn't it?

I thought that "Facebook Rehab" should make you stop using something (like every rehab existing! You're addicted to alcohol, you go to alcohol rehab, and you probably will never try it again!) I mean, come on, is it so difficult to actually stop using this piece of crap?
I know people who never really had a Facebook Account... My God, they are the luckiest people in the whole, wide world!
But anywat, this Facebook Rehab Center, made me do this... Here's my, Dr. Swift's, Facebook Rehab for everyone of you! Just follow these steps, and you'll live a Facebook free life!

Facebook Rehab Guide:

1. Deactivate your account...

That's the first and the biggest step! 

If you think, that Facebook helps you socialize, please hit yourself with a rock immediately - it's not helping you at anything! 

Don't let Facebook play on your emotions, while it'll be showin you photos of your friends, with the writing "XXX YYY Will miss you". If this person will miss you, the he probably is your friend, and you can meet him anytime in real life. If the person won't miss you, then f@$&k him, he was not your friend and he is a loss of time...

     2.  Don't you try to go, and log on to see if anything new is happening!

It's bloody not, and even if, you shouldn't care because you don't use Facebook anymore!

     3.  Meet with your friends, play games, listen to music, watch movies etc.

Yeah, spend your free time in way you like the most! Only, don't forget that you can't visit Facebook, because your life is now free of it! You can browse 9gag, YouTube, TipTopLolz or whatever... You can visit your friends, watch a movie with them. You play some games (I presonally love the AC3 Multiplayer). Live

     4.  Keep going like this...

Don't visit Facebook, that's the way to live free of it...

      5.  Profit!

Yeah, just keep going like this and you'll never need or want to use Facebook again. Remember - if you need to message someone, you have your mobile or Skype. If you want to see someone or spend time with him, invite him for a pizza or something... That's how normal people work, that's how your parents used to work back then, when they were your age... They lived beautiful lives, and Facebook can easily ruin ones life now... 

Aaaaand that's it pretty much... My Facebook Rehab Guide. From now on (27th January 2013 22:52) I will try not to log on Facebook for as long as possible! Maybe a day, maybe a week, maybe a year or rest of my life?! Who knows! I am sure that I don't need Facebook, and if you feel the same... Well, the Guide is just up there...

Have a nice day!